Seinfeld

I have been really in the mood to watch Seinfeld lately, but the problem is, Seinfeld is never really on anymore.

It is strange to say that, because Seinfeld used to always be on, I remember a time when you could watch 4 hours or it in a row if you wanted to.

Seinfeld re-runs have been replaced with The Office and Family Guy.  The Office is a great show, but I already own all the seasons on DVD, and Family Guy is just always on TV so I don’t want to watch it.

I could start watching Everybody Loves Raymond, but I don’t really love him at all.

Maybe I should start reading again, we will see…

An older clip, but still hilarious every time I watch it

Lunch Break

I just got my sandwich from the break room, in the time I was gone from my desk I managed to:

drop my phone, drop my apple, spill water on myself, spill an entire glass of water on the floor and burn my sandwich in the toaster oven

It is a miracle that I can dress myself in the morning

Woke up and there is snow on the ground.  Excited, even though it is only about a quarter of an inch…

This song makes me want to Christian kick these guys in the balls

A new alternative to a net book, this thing is massive.  What is that giant wheel for too?

A new alternative to a net book, this thing is massive.  What is that giant wheel for too?

Benefits Lady

We had a presentation in the office today about our benefits packages.  This lady came in and was talking about how we have to register online.  She then told us that we couldn’t get to the site if our homepage was Google and that we had to switch it to MSN and the type in the URL from there.

When we told her that there was no way in hell that could be true she asked what browser we were using, most said Firefox and she said “ohhh, ewww.”  She then pulled up her browser on the big screen, which was Internet Explorer (I am pretty sure everyone in the audience said eww) and her home page was AOL…

I am not sure what she had been talking about that we needed to switch homepages, but I am pretty sure she had never used the internet before…

ASPCA

harleyhutchins:

Some woman across the aisle brought her purse-dog onto my flight this Sunday. Her method of calming the poor dog, as it whined during takeoff in a bag below the seat, was to flick it in the face, repeatedly. I leaned over and asked her to keep the dog quiet. I informed her if she did not do so, I would zip her up in a bag and punch her in the face repeatedly when she whined about it. I got a ginger ale from the refreshment cart.

Harls likes ginger ale a lot, he got me into it too.  I am going to have one when I get home tonight, I am going to put some Whiskey in it too…

My favorite scene from Dirty Work.  I too, like Norm McDonald, like when he is talking to his belly