Jury Duty
Yesterday I had Jury Duty. It was my first time ever being called, so I really didn’t know what to expect. For those of you who have never done it, here are a few things I learned
- Everyone who doesn’t work there doesn’t want to be there, they will all be in bad moods
- Don’t bring your kids to Jury Duty, you’ll get kicked out and have to return at a later date without them
- Don’t try to bring a pocket knife past security, the police really don’t like that (I may have done this)
- Don’t sag your pants or wear hats, big police officers will yell at you and threaten to break your arms and throw you out on the street
- Get ready to sit around for a long time with nothing to do so bring a good book or just do a lot of drugs before hand
