Clemmonade

Supercell in Texas Weather is the shit, by the way.

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 14:41:24 -0500

Supercell in Texas

Weather is the shit, by the way.

Garfield comics, minus Garfield http://garfieldminusgarfield.net

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 14:00:10 -0500

Garfield comics, minus Garfield

http://garfieldminusgarfield.net

Ice Cream Man

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 21:59:05 -0500

Every night between 10 and 11 the ice cream man rolls down our street. You can hear him from a mile away, playing “do your ears hang low.”

I can’t imagine sales of dilly bars are great that late at night. Drugs on the other hand I can see flying off the shelf.

Hi, I’m Troy McClure!

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 16:57:49 -0500

Hi, I’m Troy McClure!

Getty Critics

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 12:51:27 -0500

Getty Critics:

Stock photos with snarky commentary are twice as good.

The best conversation you will hear this week

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 10:29:25 -0500

The best conversation you will hear this week

LDS No Hitter True story

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 10:16:37 -0500

LDS No Hitter

True story

Yearbook Photos

Tue, 11 Jun 2013 16:40:13 -0500

Yearbook Photos:

Some solid ones in here

Fantasy Baseball

Tue, 11 Jun 2013 10:24:28 -0500

My team is awful this year. So bad that I wouldn’t trust myself to manage a little league team one year after this performance. Which actually works out well as I won’t have to think of some excuse when I have kids and I just want to sit on the side lines and drink a beer instead of coaching something.

"Whats this about NASA spying on everyone?!! I thought we cut spending for that program years ago."

Mon, 10 Jun 2013 09:28:06 -0500

“Whats this about NASA spying on everyone?!! I thought we cut spending for that program years ago.”

- Facebook

(face-palm)

Red Bull Crashed Ice

Thu, 06 Jun 2013 13:58:07 -0500

Red Bull Crashed Ice:

This is nuts, I can’t believe it is a real thing. Go buy a Red Bull today, so they keep doing stuff like this.

Finding credit goes to Mick. Thanks Mick.

Game of Thrones

Tue, 04 Jun 2013 06:33:33 -0500

I woke up to a bunch of this on Facebook yesterday:

“If anyone says anything about Game of Thrones last night I am going to freak out”

Just because you didn’t see Game of Thrones doesn’t mean you get to ask the world not to post anything on Facebook the next day about it. And if someone happens to do so, it definitely doesn’t mean you have the right to get mad at them.

Rather than asking everyone else’s life to revolve around your TV watching schedule, why don’t you just not check Facebook for a day.

You’ll live, trust me.

"We got a radio in the bathroom at work… I get paid to take a shit and listened to Rush at the..."

Mon, 03 Jun 2013 13:57:00 -0500

“We got a radio in the bathroom at work… I get paid to take a shit and listened to Rush at the same time.”

- Overheard on the L

Catsuit

Thu, 30 May 2013 10:11:39 -0500

Catsuit:

Ladies take note: summer beach fashion idea

Tumblr is the best

Wed, 29 May 2013 08:45:00 -0500

Tumblr is the best:

This is what happens when people on Tumblr start thinking

Arrested Development

Tue, 28 May 2013 08:33:32 -0500

I have never seen an episode of this show. At this point, I don’t think I want to.

There, I said it.

We got a 3D printer at work this week. So, I made this bad boy....

Tue, 21 May 2013 13:37:57 -0500

We got a 3D printer at work this week. So, I made this bad boy. It is two layers of plastic (black and red) glued on top of each other.

On, Wisconsin!

Video Bills

Tue, 21 May 2013 08:56:00 -0500

AT&T just sent me a video cell phone bill…

Good to know we are so far gone as a society that we can’t even read a fucking piece of paper anymore without the assistance of a TV screen.

Thanks Obama.

The evolution of the web

Mon, 20 May 2013 10:51:50 -0500

The evolution of the web:

Pretty cool interactive info-graphic about the internet’s history

Private Section

Fri, 17 May 2013 17:05:44 -0500

I was in the L coming home from work when we stopped at Damen. A guy with a Jimmy Johns hat got on, and loudly said “woah, it’s crowded. I’m going to my private section.”

He then went to the back of the car, opened the door and went out. He then closed the door and disappeared (as in didn’t go into the next car and I could no longer see him).

No one seemed to notice this but me. This guy could have been strapping a bomb to the back of the car and everyone would keep playing Angry Birds and not give a shit.

When I got off the train I went to see where he was. I found him sitting between the cars eating a sandwich. Like a boss.